Only if it rains! Glastonbury falls slap bang in the middle of Wimbledon fortnight and we all know how unpredictable the weather can be for that. However, unlike Wimbledon, I’m not aware of there being any plans afoot to install a retractable roof anytime soon.
We’ve had mixed fortunes in recent years. Michael Eavis stated that the 2016 festival was the muddiest ever, although anybody who attended in 1985, 1997, 1998 or 2007 would have disagreed with him. However it was rumoured that the whole of the South of England's stockpile of woodchip was shipped in to soak up the mud and many vehicles had to be towed both on and off the site with resulting long delays to people's arrival and departure from the festival.
2015 saw a few heavy showers and 2014 started dry but with some thunderstorms, one of which forced all the stages to shut down for 90 minutes and made things moderately slippery in places for a while.
It only rained for a few hours on the Thursday in 2013 and we also only had one wet day at both the 2008 and 2009 festivals. 2010 was the hottest Glastonbury ever and an absolute scorcher from start to finish. However 2011 saw a return to more traditional Glastonbury conditions with lots of rain both before and during the first half of the festival making conditions somewhat challenging.
Going back a little further, the 2007 festival coincided with the wettest June on record and was far and away the most uncomfortable of my 15 visits to the festival. And in 2005 we had a storm of biblical proportions on the Friday morning which threatened cancellation of the festival and quickly turned large areas of the site into a quagmire, although the remainder of the festival was scorching hot.
Since 2005 a considerable amount of money has been spent on drainage to alleviate the most severely affected areas. But the festival site is in a valley and so if it does rain heavily then gravity takes its inevitable effect. The ground on the flatter central areas tends to get very soggy and with more than 200,000 pairs of feet stomping around it gets churned up quite quickly.
Personally, Glastonbury is one Festival which I never took the Tortlets to when they were younger because it's during school term time. But many of those who do take their kids reckon it is among the best festivals for children to attend. In addition to the designated Family Camping areas, the kids also have their own entertainment field where there is an impressive array of stuff to keep them occupied in the form of a huge fairy castle, slides & swings, storytelling, things to make & do, sandpits, climbing apparatus, music making, puppet shows and appearances from kids favourites like Bazil Brush.
There is also plenty of entertainment laid on for junior punters in the Theatre, Circus, Cabaret, Greenpeace and Avalon Fields as well as children’s films in the Pilton Palace and the Groovy Movie solar powered cinema.
Entrance to the Festival is free for children aged 12 and under but I’m afraid that there is no concession for children aged 13 and over and they have to pay the full price. If your child is under 13 but looks older it would be sensible to bring a photocopy of his or her birth certificate with you in case the stewards at the gates challenge the child’s age.
There's lots of additional useful advice on taking kids to Glasto on the official website.
Once you’ve paid for your ticket it is actually still possible to attend Glastonbury very cheaply. You can certainly survive on very little if you bring your own food and drink or shop around and I know several people who tell tales of having got through Glasto without having two beans to rub together.
Personally I look at it as being a bit of a holiday and push the boat out. See below for details of food and drink prices, but additionally there are several hundred stalls selling anything from Doorbells to Didgeridoos, from Whips to Wedding Dresses and from Bongos to Bird Boxes so it's very easy to be tempted into taking a little something home as a memento and I've often spent the Monday scouring the stalls for a few presents to take home for my nearest & dearest before I pack up and leave.
I usually take something in the order of £300 with me for six days but I take a fair amount of my own food & drink so quite often end up bringing a fairly big chunk of this home again. Many of the stalls will accept credit cards. Some may also allow cash-back if you purchase something from them in the same transaction.
If you run out of cash there are several sets of cash machines spread around the festival and their positions are indicated by the letters "ATM" or "£" signs on the site map. However be warned it can't always be guaranteed that all of the cash machines will be in operation all of the time and I have heard stories of people queuing for anything up to four hours to use them! It's also a sensible safety precaution not to visit the cash machines alone and, as always, make sure nobody is looking over your shoulder when you enter your PIN. There is a £2:50 charge to use the cash machines for each withdrawal.
What's the food like?
Absolutely fanbloodytastic!!! If you're under the impression that all festival food is restricted to overpriced burgers and undercooked chips then you are in for a very pleasant surprise. There are more than 500 catering outlets on site and these are all selected by the organisers for their diversity. Personal favourites of mine are La Grande Bouffe, the Goan Fish Curry stall (see above), and Leon's Vegetarian Cuisine, all of which can usually be located in the West Holts Field.
The best cooked breakfasts (apart from the ones I fry up in my van) can be found in the British Sub-Aqua Club "Diver's Diner" tent at the bottom of the Cockmill Meadow family camping field. A full English fry up here will cost you £7. Flippers & snorkels are optional.
There are several stalls selling fresh fruit and there is also a bakery opposite the entrance to the Acoustic Field. Additionally you can buy fresh milk for £1 a pint and other dairy produce from several tractors pulling trailers around the farm each day.
The Greenpeace field features a Farmers Market selling lots of organic fare and there is also a "food court" in the William's Green area with a further wide selection of choices in eating establishments.
Food prices for the most part are similar to what you would find at other festivals or maybe slightly cheaper in some instances. A main meal will generally cost you somewhere between £6 and £10 but if you seek out some of the vegetarian cafes in the Green Fields you can eat cheaper. The Hare Krishnas provide free food although a donation for their generosity would be appreciated.
Most of the food stalls have some sort of seating fairly close by to allow you to perch while you munch. Alternatively, for additional comfort and indoor dining visit the Tiny Tea Tent (pictured above), the Fluffy Rock Cafe, Buddhafields, Chai Wallahs, Lulu’s Café, or one of the many other cafes dotted around the site. Some of these have small stages so you can also enjoy live entertainment while you sip on a fortifying mug of chai.
All food is served on bio-degradable paper plates and with wooden cutlery. The festival also insists that all tea and coffee served by the traders is of Fair Trade origins.
Yes. The water at all the wash basins and standpipes is drinkable and the quality of the water is checked regularly throughout the Festival to make sure there are no nasty bugs in it. You might find that the water tastes a bit like a swimming pool as they do take extra precautions against contamination but this won't do you any harm whatsoever. The security staff at the major stages will often hand out cups of water to those at the front of the crowd so take advantage of this if you are feeling at all dehydrated.
In 2009 a vast 1 million litre fresh water reservoir was built at Worthy Farm at a cost of £400,000. It got a maximum "five" rating for drinking water quality when it was inspected on completion. The festival is now nearly self sufficient for water - no longer having to run tankers around the site.
Prior to the 2016 festival you used to be able to buy reasonably priced bottles of Glastonbury Spring Water from stalls like the one in the picture above but I don't actually remember seeing any of these last year. I guess this may have been part of an effort to cut down on litter because instead of these stalls I saw a number of WaterAid refill kiosks where you can have your bottle refilled. You can also buy souvenir stainless steel water bottles for £10, the profits from which go straight to WaterAid. See more details here.
And so we reach my favourite subject (and judging by the number of hits this page gets it’s many other people’s as well!) ...
The best thing about drinking at Glastonbury is that, although there is an element of commerciality creeping into the Festival, no one mega-brewer has a monopoly in the same way as Carling used to at Reading and Leeds or Tennant's do at T in the Park, so there is a much greater diversity of choice. Thankfully there is none of that nonsense of having to buy tokens for your drinks which you get at other festivals either. Closing times vary but most are extended well beyond normal pub hours and a few of the bars remain open well into the early hours of the morning. The festival is actually licensed to serve alcohol until 5am.
There has been a lot more attention paid to under age drinking in recent years and anybody who appears under the age of 21 may well be challenged by Security as they enter the bars. So if you are lucky enough to be under 21 or appear younger than you actually are then please make sure you have proof of your age. If you visit one of the property lock ups you can obtain a Challenge 21 wristband and then you can lock your ID safely away.
To those who are under age please be aware that the same licensing laws apply at the festival as they do anywhere else in the country.
In total there are more than 100 bars dotted around the site, several of which are run by the Workers' Beer Company (WBC) and are staffed by volunteer Trade Union members and charity workers to raise money for their causes. Many are open from the Wednesday lunchtime onwards. The WBC bars are sponsored by Tuborg Lager and for the last couple of years the cider has been courtesy of Thatchers. Anybody who is perturbed by this apparent commercialism really needn't be overly concerned. The sponsorship isn't particularly intrusive and you won't notice much other than some low key branding at the bars and on the paper cups in which your drinks are served.
The WBC bars will serve you a fairly standard selection of drinks and in all honesty they are pretty expensive. Examples of prices in 2016 were as follows:-
Most of the main bars serve ales from the Otter Brewery in Devon but a few of the larger bars such as the Avalon Inn and the Cornish Arms also have slightly wider selection of alternative choices in real ale.
As a card carrying CAMRA member however, my advice to all ale drinkers is to head for the Cockmill Bar in the Acoustic Field where they serve an excellent selection of beers, all kept in tip-top condition and with prices starting at about £4:50 a pint. Further choices of Real Ales are available at several other small bars around the site.
Being in Somerset you have to try the Cider (£4 a pint or 3 pints for £10) from the Burrowhill Cider Bus, which is situated just off the main market area near to the southern entrance to the Pyramid Field. We're not talking your pasteurised, fizzy Strongbow or Magners brands here. This is the proper stuff! They serve a choice of Dry or Medium varieties, plus the Hot and Spicy (mulled) cider (£4:50 a pint) is a must on a cold or damp evening.
In 2014 we were promised a "Craft Cider" bar which got me ridiculously excited at the prospect of having a far wider selection of proper ciders to choose from. However, slightly disappointingly, the bar only turned out to be serving Thatchers' "Traditional", "Heritage" and "Cheddar Valley" varieties. Immensely quaffable as these ciders are I was rather hoping for a slightly more extensive choice of suppliers. You can find the original Craft Cider Bar in the Williams Green food court area and they have also subsequently added a couple of others in different locations around the site. There is also a great little cider bar in the Green Futures Field which is where I took the picture above.
Also check out the chilled Pear Cider from the Brothers Bar in the West Holts Field, which is brewed just down the road in Shepton Mallet. You may have seen this available in cans and bottles in your local supermarket but it is often a reduced alcohol variety. At 7% ABV the "festival strength" version kicks like a mule. Beware, it is very easy to completely lose the use of your legs drinking this stuff, which is probably one reason why I seem to spend more time in this field than anywhere else!
There are several wine bars dotted around the site. Keep an eye out for the big green inflatable bottles. A 125ml glass here will cost you £2:50 or £5:00 for 250ml.
If you want to go really upmarket some of the venues in and around the South East corner and The Park serve bubbly by the glass as well as cocktails and shots.
Although they are less obvious nowadays you'll also sometimes find there are still rogue traders wandering around selling cold cans of lager, tequila slammers and vodka jellies. They aren't licensed by the festival and are therefore effectively trading illegally but it's all part of the (ahem) spirit of the place.
Yes you can! Unlike other large festivals where they will try to fleece you for every last penny, you most certainly are allowed to bring your own booze to Glastonbury and drink it wherever you choose. The only restrictions are that you can only bring in "enough for personal consumption" and that you must not bring any glass. If the security at the gates find glass bottles in your bags they will be confiscated. They aren't particularly heavy-handed but please don't try to smuggle bottles in. There is a very good reason for the No Glass rule. Think of the cows who have to live on the site when we aren't there enjoying ourselves and how much damage broken glass could do to them.
If you want to bring spirits make sure you decant them into plastic bottles first and buy wine in boxes.
There is no set limit. What they are trying to do is prevent people bringing large amounts of alcohol on site to sell on illegally at an unlicensed profit. There was an announcement made shortly before the 2013 festival that punters would only be able to bring as much alcohol onto the site as they were able to physically carry, but this was very quickly retracted in a statement from Michael Eavis.
I've gone through the gates with 48 cans on my trolley in the past without any difficulty. But don't forget you may have to walk anything up to 2 miles from car to camp site so you will be restricted by how much you can carry over that sort of distance. If you are driving you can always return to the car to top up supplies over the weekend.
Note that there are no shops selling alcohol within easy walking distance of the site and the local pub in Pilton is closed for the duration of the Festival.
This might sound like a really bizarre question but you wouldn’t believe how many people ask it every year. In all my years of wandering round Glastonbury I’ve never come across anywhere which specifically sells ice although somebody contacted me a while ago to say that some of the general purpose shops were selling it by the cupful. I also spotted these guys hauling a load across the site a few years ago, presumably for sale at the shops or use at one of the bars.
Ask anybody who has been going to festivals for as long as I have and they will almost certainly tell you that the toilet situation is vastly better now than it was in the past. The "Pyramid of Poo" which was a regular feature of festival toilets is thankfully no more than an unpleasant memory these days. Certainly Glastonbury lays on considerably more in the way of toilets than it is legally obliged to for the number of people on site and these are all emptied and cleaned on a regular basis.
Toilet roll is sometimes provided in the loos but this will often have run out by the time you get there so it's a good idea to carry a small supply of your own at all times in case of emergencies. Free toilet rolls are available from the Information Points and Property Lock Ups but please only take as much as you need and give a small donation to the charities they are collecting on behalf of if you can.
Without wishing to sound too much like a school dinner lady, you really need to make sure you wash your hands after visiting the loos and before eating. Dodgy tummies at festivals aren't much fun and are far more likely to be caused by dirty hands than by poorly prepared food. There are wash basins with soap or sanitiser gel dispensers near all of the toilet blocks but I also carry a small bottle of the alcohol based gel which you can buy in chemists nowadays and which claims to kill 99.9% of all germs, just in case the provided stuff has run out, which it does from time to time.
These are the infamous Glastonbury "longdrop" toilets which are basically a row of seats over a large pit. They actually aren't anywhere near as smelly as you would imagine and, provided the weather is dry and you time your visit to shortly after they've been cleaned, a not too unpleasant experience at all. Some of the doors don't have locks on them but it's easy to see from the dangling feet which ones are occupied. And in case you were wondering, the myth that occasionally people fall in is completely untrue.
These wonderful composting loos appeared in several locations around the site for the first time in 2013. You just pop a small cup of sawdust in after you've done your business and they remain totally odour free for the entire festival. They were deemed to be such a huge success that in 2014 they proliferated all over the site, almost completely replacing the previously widespread plastic "turdis" portaloos and negating the need for the "sludge gulper" tractors to move through the crowds during the festival.
These are the “She Pee” female urinals which enable girls to enjoy the phenomenon which we blokes take for granted of being able to pee standing up. A small funnel-like device is provided to assist.
Photograph courtesy of Flash Bristow
Special Request from my friend Flash:-
This is an accessible toilet for disabled people, located in around a dozen spots throughout the site. They may seem tempting, especially if there is no queue, but there are hundreds of disabled people on site who cannot use any other toilets. So please leave these for others who have no alternative.
With a toilet block in virtually every field and urinals close to most of the bars there really is no excuse for pissing in the streams or the hedges. But people still do and as a result the Festival has been prosecuted and fined in the past for polluting the water courses. Nowadays a group called Gaia's Guardians are on the look out for offenders, so unless you want to risk being lectured by them over the error of your ways - Don't Do It!
To be honest most people go “feral” and tend not to bother. Certainly when I camped I would normally make do with wet wipes and my D.I.Y. shower in the camp site. However there are a few places to be found on site where you can get yourself a shower. But please be aware that you may find some of these are communal and don't offer the degree of privacy you may be accustomed to.
These are the showers which are to be found close to the entrance to the Kidz Field. Expect to queue for some time to use these, especially at more popular times of the day.
More showers can be found in the Greenpeace Field. Again there are often long queues for these at the more popular times, although I have heard that they sometimes operate a ticket system whereby you book for a specific time and come back later.
You can also have a shower at one of the saunas which are dotted around the Green Fields. I’ve taken the opportunity of using Sam's Magic Hat Sauna after a particularly sweaty slog across the site with my gear and came away feeling like a new man. They work on a donation only basis but please be very careful because that sauna really can get incredibly hot!
Alternatively head for the Tipi Field where you will find the Lost Horizons sauna. I'm not absolutely certain if they do so at Glastonbury but at other festivals you can buy a weekend pass from these guys so you are able to use their area as a little nudist sanctuary whenever you want.
Please don't take things like soap, shampoo and shower gel with you to the showers. You will be supplied with environmentally friendly versions to use when you get there. All you need is a towel.
Please also note that there is nowhere for you to plug in your hair straighteners - and yes the question has been asked in all seriousness in the past!!! There are however a few hair and beauty salons such as the Vanity Van dotted around the site if you feel you really can’t go five days without being pampered.
A dairy farm certainly isn't the easiest place to get around for the able bodied so I'm afraid all I can do is express my total admiration for those who don't allow their disabilities to prevent them joining in the fun at Glastonbury.
photograph courtesy of Flash Bristow
There's a page of information regarding facilities for the disabled on the Official website.
Flash Bristow also has some excellent first hand advice for disabled visitors. You can find this in her "Glasto On Wheels" Guide.
In addition I have also noticed on several occasions over the last few festivals that there were people standing to the side of the West Holts and Glade stages, who were hand-signing for deaf members of the audience. I understand that you can arrange for this via an organisation called Deaf Zone.
In 2014 the festival was awarded the Gold level of the Charter of Best Practice by Attitude is Everything, an organisation which campaigns to improve Deaf and disabled people's access to live music.
OK, I’m sure you will have already guessed that this guy isn’t really a doctor. He was just “prescribing” tequila shots in Shangri-La. But there are two medical centres on site and it is fair to say that, if you are unfortunate enough to need it, you will receive much more prompt medical attention at Glastonbury than pretty much anywhere else in the country. A few years ago somebody in my extended group of friends fell and broke her wrist but she was X-rayed and had the wrist set in plaster without even having to leave the site.
Unfortunately, with a population equivalent to that of a moderately sized city, it is statistically inevitable that there will be fatalities at the festival from time to time. However, despite the festival's hedonistic reputation, remarkably few of these are drugs related. If you do feel that you have overdone things, don't worry about seeking medical assistance. Better to be safe than sorry and it is unlikely that you will find yourself in any trouble with the law.
The Protection Tent can be found at the top of the Big Ground campsite. They offer advice on sexual matters, free condoms and a mole checking service.
Coverage for mobiles at the Festival used to be extremely patchy and when I first went in 1999 it was almost impossible to get a signal anywhere in the valley. Nowadays the situation is much better. EE have a booster on site and most other networks seem to generally work fine although there is always a degree of uncertainty with connectivity in areas where so many people are trying to communicate at once and problems do still arise so it's as well to have a back up plan if you are arranging to meet up with people on the site.
You can get your phone topped up at the EE Recharge centre or exchange one of their power bars for one which is fully charged. If you'd rather not wait with your phone – and sometimes the queues can be very long – there are a few stalls in the Greenfields who will charge it for you using solar and wind power whilst you go off and enjoy the festival. Some of the camping steward caravans also offer phone charging services.
Personally I can't think of anything more pointless than wasting a chunk of my festival queueing and waiting for my phone to charge and I find it far preferable to take a couple of spare fully charged batteries with me. Android phones tend to really chew up the power and are expensive to replace if you manage to lose them so a lot of people I know have a cheap old phone which they keep specifically for festival purposes. Or alternatively you could take your own charger to replenish your phone's battery while you are asleep in your tent.
No you can't. Regrettably there are very few festivals in the UK nowadays where canine friends are welcome and the days of travellers with their "doggy-on-a-string" at Glastonbury are long gone I'm afraid. Any animals found on site are cared for by the local RSPCA. I'm not sure how this unfortunate fox got on however as he was trapped inside the fence shortly before the festival.